HjerneSkitsofrenia

What did I learn so far? And why the fuck is this in English. Well, 'cause it feels weird to talk/write in German.
So here's a list of facts (more or less) 'bout Canada.

-you can't purchase any spray deos here
-you can only buy weird, unhealthy, really expensive cheese
-people are nice here and you don't get so much weird looks
-you're allowed to get pierced with 16
-my teachers are really nice and really try to keep in contact with their students
-the plugs are different (who'd have thought that?)
-squirrels in Canada are evil
-the bus system fucking sucks and so does the metro
-bus drivers are grumpy and hate you when you don't speak French

-Canadian French is not French and sounds completely weird---->you don't understand a word
-there are noisy seagulls everywhere
-people in Ste-Anne are fucking rich and own big yachts and jetskis
-food is expensive
-buying a burger is not easy!
-you can only buy huge packages of common things
-you can buy milk in a plastic bag
-hockey is mandatory
-donuts are great and oreos too
-there's no real bread (it's either like gum or toast)
-there are cute skunks everywhere
-it's fuckin' hot and the next day it's fuckin' cold (leave the window open over night and you'll freeze)
-you always have to figure out if you need French or English

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